God Has A Sense Of Humour
Tim's random and usually dubious thoughts on the topic of things theological
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- Why aren't people coming to church? on Aug 31, 2009 in church falling asleep sermon prison
I learned a new acronym this week...’BCS’...but more on that later.I have written before about falling asleep in church….The Pastor was in fine form….he was onto point 14 of his sermon on something or other and had just passed the 60 minute m...
- Even Jesus spat the dummy.... on Mar 22, 2009 in Jesus temple Dummy Spit
I have had a lot of suggestions as to what constitutes a Dummy Spit of Biblical Proportions….many of which I will write about in this series of “The 10 greatest dummy spits of the Bible.”I don’t think you can write about Biblical accounts of...
- Divine Anger Management on Mar 11, 2009 in Moses Anger Management Ten Commandments Dummy Spit
I am working on a series of the “Ten Greatest Biblical Dummy Spits” (and I would be delighted to receive your suggestions via comments below – and I will credit your input)Moses was an A-grade dummy spitter…..and as a result suffered his fair...
- Demoniational Divisions on Feb 2, 2009 in Baptist heretic denominations
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well..
- God shall supply all your needs on Jan 28, 2009 in call of God Michaelangelo Creation Adam
But my God shall supply all your need according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus. (Philippians 4:19)...
- Beating Tanks into Tractors.... on Jan 22, 2009 in obama prophet benediction inauguration
"Probably the night before.....that's the way I always do it." This was Rev Joseph E Lowery's response to a reporter who contacted him and asked him when he was going to prepare his benediction prayer (full text) for Obama’s inauguration ceremony.T...
- A little pre-Christmas cameo..... on Dec 22, 2008 in sign language Fear not Gabriel angel Holy of Holies archangel Terminator Zachariah
I have always been fascinated by angelic visitations recorded in the Bible. The thing that strikes me is that, more often than not, the first thing angels say is “Fear not!”I am pretty sure that angels are a whole lot more impressive than smiling...
