decoybetty
Blog URL http://www.decoybetty.com
I'm a 20-something American living in Australia. I write about my life and my love of science, particularly environmental science.
Latest Blog Posts
- I'll hate you both thank you very much on Nov 21, 2009 in Oz Rules and Regulations Help me - Help you
So, today I sat behind this kid and his shirt read "don't hate the player hate the game" which is a common enough saying, I suppose. And I was filled with hate. Maybe it's where I was (taking an English test) or maybe it was just because I...
- Haiku Friday...ie this girl's sleepy. on Nov 19, 2009 in nablopomo
Cuddles on the trainmake a spring morning O.K.shut up teenage girls.Dear Melbourne, let's notbe so hot today? Maybe?Hope there is a storm.Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh!Goodness Gracious, I swear likea sailor, don't I?
- It's Movember, bi-atches. Or a commentary about tedophile? on Nov 18, 2009 in socially awkward nablopomo
It's Movember and guys around Victoria (Australia? who knows) grow 'staches to raise money for cancer or something. Look, I can't be bothered with specifics. And I routinely forget about this and then I am all "wow, that dude should not be gro...
- Wait, what was I going to do? on Nov 17, 2009 in socially awkward nablopomo Uncomfortable starting a cheese
I was going to write about how I had to lie to my grandparents yesterday and how it upset me and now I want to sit alone in my room and cry, but who cares? Not you, I suspect.Then I was going to write about my housemate thinks I am a playa because In...
- -ing (Day Two: Throw Away Posts) on Nov 16, 2009 in memes nablopomo
copying spitfire; I can't even remember how I found her blog, but I bookmarked this page so that when I was feeling uninspired during (I)NaBloPoMo I'd have a meme to do.feeling tired. I haven't recovered from the weekend of awesome, yet.smelling pean...
- Do you speaka my language? No? Foster's: Australian for beer? Nothing? Ok. on Nov 16, 2009 in video Oz Woo me baby A case of the smittens nablopomo Help me - Help you
Inspector Climate found my blog. And by found my blog, I mean that I used his computer to update it a couple of weeks ago (it is NaBloPoMo after all), and I didn't clear the history...This has been his response:"How I squeeze toothpaste, really...
- This is a throw away, post. I'm sorry! on Nov 15, 2009 in nablopomo
There are some words which are just good, you know?I particularly like:ParticularlyVernacularAnhedonicInfrastructureAnathemaEnthymemeWhat are some of your favourites?




